Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wolves of Wall Street 2002

  ★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  RIP Wolf from Red Hot Riding Hood you woulda loved how horny this movie is

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  Open Your Eyes 1997

  ★★★ Watched 07 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The House That Jack Built 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  Loathsome are the ways of those
  Who the meadows shall receive
  For every glimpse of daylight must vanish
  And every soul submit to tide

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  Season of the Witch 2011

  ★★ Watched 20 Oct 2023

  So close to goodbad but doesn't quite cross the finish line. Congrats to God, though!