Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conan the Barbarian 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  this movie is my bible

  jesus came down to earth one million years ago and he was bigger than everyone. with steel will he slayed all the schemers and sorcerers. 

  big as fuck killer american jesus. happy i saw this again in theaters. the audio was so crispy. like breath on a windowpane. there is magic in james earl jones micro bangs and blood red. fucking raw dude

  so ridiculous it comes around to being completely honest and it’s the best

  also frolicking yay ^_^

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  Frieren: Beyond Journey's End 2023

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  praise kink lesbians
  relish human condition 
  autism be gotdamed

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  it had me in the first half . some solid goofs. so many cool + interesting things going on . then the secret company committee saves the day , and the election within the institution creates a new system. idk man i wonder why bong went liberal compared to his earlier movies. 

  movies shouldnt just be eat the rich fantasies i guess even if theyre fun. but this one just sets up so much juicy and saucy stuff that doesnt…

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  Spirit Riser 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  most stimulating movie in human history. its like when ur a teen going to the grocery store with the girrls  at 1 am with 0 dollars and everyone walks to that one friend’s eccentric moms house all drunk and giddy . taking videos on your phone . saving the world

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