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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  it’s about 45 minutes too long and is poorly colour graded BUT i got to see Tim Key dressed up as a big pigeon so 🤷

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  what the fuck was Joaquin doing that he couldn’t be in this? was it Joker 2? i bet he is KICKING himself right now!

Popular reviews

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  Dig! 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jun 2018

  *Anton Newcombe menacingly rollerblades into the frame*

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  Unsane 2018

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2018 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.