Nosferatu

Nosferatu

2024
★★★★½ Watched

We need to stop listening to doctors, and start listening to the schizo who flushed her meds, and the professor who’s discredited due to being obsessed with the occult.

Superman

Superman

2025
★★★★½ Watched

Is it crazy to say this is a perfect Superman movie? Perfect casting, perfect world building, and a story that’s everything Superman should be. I just want more, more, more. 

There’s a fair share of legitimate issues, including a central storyline… just kind of being dropped, and never ultimately addressed(?); but when it’s all this fun, and gets Superman this right, all that just kinda falls to the wayside.

Boy, James Gunn has a real knack for making you care immensely about characters you’ve never given a shit about in your life.

Eddington

Eddington

2025
★★★½ Watched

Joaquin Phoenix hangs full dong, and it’s like the 8th weirdest thing.

Monkey Man

Monkey Man

2024
★★★★½ Watched

Dev Patel says trans rights, then lefts, then another left, and a big right. 

Neon revenge thriller with very good choreography, a bit of Bollywood, and some anti-fascisim thrown in? Sign me up 100 times out of 100.

Any complaint I have is super minor, and borderline nitpicking. Little too much shaky-cam for my liking (even if it’s intentional, and due to issues during production), two or three too many flashbacks, and would have liked a liiiittle more character development from our main character, but I get it. 

Thrilled for whatever Dev writes/directs next.

KPop Demon Hunters

KPop Demon Hunters

2025
★★★★ Watched

“y’all got any good story?”
“We’ve got hype moments, solid music, snappy dialogue, good choreography, and aura.”
“type shit”

Reservoir Dogs

Reservoir Dogs

1992
★★★★½ Watched

I’m amazed how spoiler-free I’ve stayed after all this time.
What can I really say? That was incredible.

The Substance

The Substance

2024
★★★★½ Watched

Never has a movie made me so uncomfortable in so many different ways.

Alien: Romulus

Alien: Romulus

2024
★★★½ Watched

Moving from act 1, to act 2, to act 3, my rating almost perfectly went from a 4.5 to a 4 to a 3.5. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Regardless, the things that it does well, it just does SO well. David Jonsson's portrayal of a synthetic is fantastic. The mining colony in the beginning, just... every bit of it. The look and feel of every location, and piece of technology. The sound design, and cinematography, (so many beautiful shots…

A Minecraft Movie

A Minecraft Movie

2025
★½ Watched

I know it’s like the 15th biggest problem with this movie, but why was seemingly every line ADR’d?

28 Years Later

28 Years Later

2025
★★★ Watched

Feels like 3 completely different movies mashed together (derogatory)

Paddington 2

Paddington 2

2017
★★★★★ Liked Watched

They said “Paddington 2 is Perfect”. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the “Paddington 2 is Perfect” people.

Memoir of a Snail

Memoir of a Snail

2024
★★★ Watched

I’m so very confused on who this movie is for. Aside from having too much cursing and nudity to be for children - most kids will be bored to absolute tears. On the other hand, most adults will probably think it’s too slow (it moves at a snails pace?… heh) and that it’s ultimately…just  fine? I stand in the latter camp. 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely thrilled that it exists. Stop-motion animation in general is a marvel, and It’s…