Taylor Mazzocchi

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I’m too dumb to understand most movies

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • The Shining
  • The Thing
  • Watchmen

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  • How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Stand Up Solutions

    ★★★★½

  • Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

    ★★★★½

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  • How to Train Your Dragon

    How to Train Your Dragon

    ★★★★

    Dragons is cats? Why was I never informed?!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Another one of those movies where I like its broad strokes more than the sum of it's parts.

    Such an excellent first half that doesn't necessarily fall off a cliff in the last quarter, but it gets damn close to teetering. The few "IKnowWritersWhoUseSubtextAndTheyreAllCowards.gif" moments/characters, and a few pacing issues aside - the things that are done well, are done soooo well. On top of it being incredibly funny, I want to see more of (nearly) every single character, ship, and environment in this universe.

    Anyway, I know it's not fair to say I expected more... but I did.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    We need to stop listening to doctors, and start listening to the schizo who flushed her meds, and the professor who’s discredited due to being obsessed with the occult.

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★★★½

    Dev Patel says trans rights, then lefts, then another left, and a big right. 

    Neon revenge thriller with very good choreography, a bit of Bollywood, and some anti-fascisim thrown in? Sign me up 100 times out of 100.

    Any complaint I have is super minor, and borderline nitpicking. Little too much shaky-cam for my liking (even if it’s intentional, and due to issues during production), two or three too many flashbacks, and would have liked a liiiittle more character development from our main character, but I get it. 

    Thrilled for whatever Dev writes/directs next.