Funny asf. Owen Wilson. I rest my case.
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Endings, Beginnings 2019
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I fear I only dream of being caught between Sebastian Stan and Jamie Dornan’s friendship — that I ultimately am the death of — only to be left questioning which one is the father of my unknown child… Oh, and of being in a long term relationship with Matthew Gray Gubler only to break up with him because of my unresolved trauma and affliction for chaos.
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Gladiator II 2024
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I fear it is too easy to draw parallels between this movie and the political turmoil in the US, but you didn’t hear that from me…
And for lack of better words, Paul Mescal killed this movie- I mean, absolutely slaughtered it with a wooden sword and a rock. IRELAND REPRESENT!!!!
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-0.25 for that opening baboon scene
-0.25 for that fake ass Joseph Quinn head
+0.25 for that piece of wood that got thrown at a soldier’s head during the riot
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