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40 year old man child whose only hobbies are watching #horror movies and liking pictures of cheeseburgers on Instagram.

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The Munsters 2022

★★ Added

Visually, the old school neon halloween vibe was fun to look at but it makes for a lot better music video or Instagram post than feature length film. Not to mention Rob Zombie couldn't write good dialog with a gun to his head. I know it's supposed to be a throwback to the corniness of the 1960's but it's 2022 and that shit loses its luster pretty early on with an almost 2 hour runtime. The acting is what you…
The Blackwell Ghost 2 2018

★★½ Watched 02 Nov 2021

This almost seems like a parody of the first film. The best part of The Blackwell Ghost was it's subtlety and how most of the activity can be explained away as an old house doing old house things as the story of Ruth Blackwell unfolds. That is until the climax of the film when the real creepy stuff starts and the documentarian promptly gets the hell out of there. However in the second installment of the franchise the house sees more paranormal activity than Dana Barrett's apartment and homeboy just wanders around with a dopey look on his face for 3 days.

The Craft: Legacy 2020

★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2020

Everyone with the "why aren't the goth" comments. It's not the 90s anymore so get over yourselves. It's 2020 "witches" aren't the creepy outcasts trying to hex people alone in their rooms. They're e-girls charging their crystals under a full moon doing rituals on tiktok.
Skull World 2013

★★½ Watched 17 Apr 2020

I kept forgetting that this was a documentary about Greg Sommer, aka Skull Man, and not specifically about Box Wars because Box Wars is truly fascinating. It's like something that would be included in Obscure Sports Quarterly between Quidditch and Cheese Rolling. An hour long doc specifically about cardboard combat would have been interesting and entertaining but what we have here is 1 hour and 40 minutes that's about 75% box wars and 25% 30 something butt rock fan, excuse me he calls it metal, who lives in his mom's basement getting high and looking for aliens.