Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Not the worst movie I've ever seen. I know this was made with a specific sense of humor in mind and it isn't entirely mine

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  Shark Exorcist 2015

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Wow! :^O

  This sucks! ;^)

Popular reviews

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  The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot 2019

  ½ Watched 19 Jun 2024

  This is actually what happened in Minneapolis when they abolished the police. Three people in my neighborhood have been captured by bigfoot in the past month. I'm afraid to leave my home. Send help.

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  The VelociPastor 2018

  ★★½ Rewatched 08 Jul 2024

  A girl on Bumble unmatched me after I said I didn't care for this. My friends made fun of me and told me that I deserved it and it made be butthurt enough to try this again and see if I was really missing something. While there are some bits that land (VFX: car on fire, the tripmine) there are a lot of others that just...don't and drag on forever. Plus the sound mixing was bad and not in like a funny way.

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