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John Carpenter smoking a cigarette and 
calling Robert Altman masturbatory

Favorite films

  • Die Hard
  • Jaws
  • Back to the Future
  • Halloween

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  • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

    ★★★½

  • Violent Saturday

    ★★★★

  • Narrow Margin

    ★★★★

  • Smart House

    ★★★

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  • Smart House

    Smart House 1999

    ★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

    Ben 100% watched porn on that wall tv

  • The Andromeda Strain

    The Andromeda Strain 1971

    ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

    Give me those sweet, sweet split diopter shots baby!

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night 2022

    ★★★½ Watched 30 Nov 2022 2

    Fun!
    Glad to see a movie earn its R rating
    David Harbor is welcome to cum down my chimney anytime…

  • Companion

    Companion 2025

    ★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

    In a perfect universe Iris and Josh’s car are in a committed lesbian relationship

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