CJ M

CJ M

STOP MAKING MOVIES!!!!

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Spider-Man

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  • The Menu

    ★★★

  • Django

    ★★★★

  • Creed III

    ★★★

  • Rocky

    ★★★★½

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  • Collateral

    Collateral

    ★★★½

    Tom Cruise is a little too believable here.

    This is a solid action movie with the some of the best casting decisions ever. Tom Cruise is so powerfully lethal throughout the movie, and Jamie Foxx is the perfect choice to toe the line between likeable cabby and trope-y reluctant hero. Micheal Mann’s touch for the little moments is on display too, although it’s a little hammy. It works like a lot of his movies do - as a stylish, hyperreal take on an otherwise unremarkable action premise.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★

    Feels weird even ranking or discussing this as a standalone film - to me it has always been inseparable from the next two.

    As a first act, this is a great experience. Every element is so meticulously fleshed out and detailed that it’s almost redundant, but the feeling of an upward slope that envelopes the entire movie keeps me from boredom. That being said this is not an efficient or even satisfying movie. It’s not designed to be, but that…

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  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • UFO Abduction

    UFO Abduction

    ★★★½

    Went into this thinking it’d mostly be interesting as a precursor to Blair Witch and Paranormal Activity but was happy to think it stands on its own as an entertaining piece of abduction horror.

    It certainly helps that I personally find the premise of an alien abduction more frightful than a haunting or a curse, and the found footage angle is another one I have a bit of a weak spot for. However, I think all the actors in this…

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