julia!!

julia!!

my standards are both incredibly high and embarrassingly low

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
  • Arrival

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  • Thanksgiving

    ★★

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★½

  • The Marvels

    ★★★

  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★★

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  • Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving

    ★★

    roommates were 12 minutes in when i came downstairs to eat lunch idk

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★

    enjoyed way more than i thought i would!

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  • Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust

    Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust

    ★★★★

    “squirrels cannot find 80% of the nuts they hide..... i made this realization that is gonna blow— hold your skulls in, because your brains are gonna fucking explode..... that’s how trees are planted. are you fucking kidding me? that’s how trees are planted. god, or the universe, or nature, or whatever the fuck, created this anxiety-ridden paranoid cokehead that thinks that everybody wants their acorns— nobody wants your acorns! no one else in the world eats acorns, only you —that they hide them everywhere. and then they’re so fucked up on coke that they can only find two out of every ten.”

  • Band of Robbers

    Band of Robbers

    ★★★

    seeing and hearing matthew gray gubler talk in this is so weird because that’s spencer reid but instead of wearing boyish cardigans and converse, he’s wearing star spangled short shorts and a bandana