my standards are both incredibly high and embarrassingly low
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Thanksgiving 2023
roommates were 12 minutes in when i came downstairs to eat lunch idk
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Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust 2017
“squirrels cannot find 80% of the nuts they hide..... i made this realization that is gonna blow— hold your skulls in, because your brains are gonna fucking explode..... that’s how trees are planted. are you fucking kidding me? that’s how trees are planted. god, or the universe, or nature, or whatever the fuck, created this anxiety-ridden paranoid cokehead that thinks that everybody wants their acorns— nobody wants your acorns! no one else in the world eats acorns, only you —that they hide them everywhere. and then they’re so fucked up on coke that they can only find two out of every ten.”
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Band of Robbers 2015
seeing and hearing matthew gray gubler talk in this is so weird because that’s spencer reid but instead of wearing boyish cardigans and converse, he’s wearing star spangled short shorts and a bandana
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