Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  if a nightmare was a movie (honorary). i know the idea of "feeling" art rather than understanding it is cringe now or whatever but this is a movie you have to give up trying to understand and just experience. so surreal i think i might have dissociated in the middle on accident. david lynch had a connection to something greater that most of us will never know. laura dern is incredible

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  Lawrence of Arabia 1962

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  brain so severely rotted i kept thinking "oh cool david said that in prometheus." movies are so sick, dude. every frame in this is a masterpiece. i am so fascinated by this gay little freak, shoutout peter o'toole. down with britain though. it's kind of crazy how much frank herbert copied this story in dune, like there are beats in here that are the exact same as in that book

Popular reviews

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  The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 May 2020

  i love flynn carsen so much. chaotic idiot man. he has 23 degrees and an iq in the 200 but he has 0 brain cells.

  also i genuinely love that flynn's dad was just noah wyle with a mustache

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  The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Jul 2020

  the second i saw the papyrus title card, i knew this, like the others, was going to be perfect. i would actually die for noah wyle as flynn carsen and everyone who says otherwise is a loser and cannot be trusted