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Eephus 2024
Goodbye, Solider Field
At its best when it’s baseball ASMR. Love the shots of guys chewing seeds in the dugout, someone taking dry hacks in the on deck circle, etc. Never really laugh out loud funny but had me exhaling through my nose pretty often, which is pretty accurate to actually being in the dugout with some lads
Hope I can see this in a theater, I’ve heard a lot about the sound being incredible and I doubt my TV speakers did it justice
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Goodbye, Dragon Inn 2003
Watched this one in 4DX! (half full theater, people occasionally chewing a little too loud)
On the rare occasion I’m the only one in a theater, I think about how the movie would still play if I didn’t show up. They’d just screen it to an empty auditorium. I’ll never be able to experience what that’s like, because if I’m there it’s no longer an empty theater. But I think this movie is how it would feel
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Sunshine 2007
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“Falls apart in the final act” gonna cry? Is Pinbacker too scary for you? This Is Sunshine Bitch! We Clown In This Muthafucka Betta Take Yo Sensitive Ass Back To The Martian!
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A Real Pain 2024
“You’re like, an awesome guy who’s stuck in the body of someone who’s always running late.”
Joins The Banshees of Inisherin in the pantheon of “damn it, I really wish I related more to the other guy in this.” Why am I so concerned how acquaintances feel about the people I love most in the world?
Kieran Culkin for Best Actor!
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