Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sorcerer 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I can’t fathom how the bridge scene was made 50 years ago. 

  Or how much nitroglycerin literally every other scene used. 

  Or even the car crash. 

  Or how they must have just lit and oil rig on fire. 

  It’s all so real it’s insane.

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I am terrified of every child in this show.

  Immediately whispered to my dog “Please don’t murder anybody, k.”

  Amazing camerawork. At no point does it feel like an overwhelming trick like in Birdman. It feels incredibly natural and real and I’m not sure how they pulled it off so perfectly. 

  The final scene cutaway focus ending was brutally sad. Even if (for some reason) youre not a fan of the single shot style, it is all worth it for…

Popular reviews

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Jul 2024

  Babbling, boring, unfunny male daddy issues poorly disguised as intelligent conversation. Made in 3 parts because they’re all too boring and annoying to be a movie by themselves.

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Jun 2024

  Takes the series and makes the apes dumb again and humans secretly brilliant people who have remembered everything ever despite not being able to talk until recently. 

  Say apes together strong but no apes work together, instead they just call friggin hawks they don’t use for the rest of this boring drawn out film which tries it’s best to steal everything good from the last three while managing to detract from its meaning and making it a boring convoluted mess. 

  Dumb. 
  Hated this movie.