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  The Wolverine 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  2 hours of Hugh Jackman not even attempting to speak the language of the people he’s beating to a bloody pulp, completely disregarding an entire country’s customs, and not listening to a SINGLE DAMN THING ANYONE TELLS HIM. 

  Logan can’t remember most of his shit but this one, absolutely bonkers memory from WWII?? Oh yeah he remembers that shit like it was yesterday.

  This movie was fucking awesome but I can’t help but ask why they made it? 😭 this…

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  Sherlock Holmes 2009

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This movie was goddamned stupid.

  I went through the whole thing thinking I was missing context. The British speak so fast and with words so big that silly ol’ Myles couldn’t comprehend for a while.

  HELL of a third act though. RDJ is truly one of the greats. Nice lil’ Standalone film with a mostly ridiculous plot that seemed to not believe in itself at points.

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025 3

  A gorgeous movie that reminded me why I don’t like cats fr 😭

  All them animals were annoying af except for the chill capybara and that big ass bird. 

  Very compelling watch, cried a couple times, wish that cat had better vibes

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  Couple things:

  1. How much did they pay Woody Harrelson to play a CGI Peanut Robot MLK?

  2. Did slavery happen in this universe, and if so, how is this plot even possible? Like there’s no way they made the same mistake again and expected that shit to be sweet.

  3. Is every scientist in this movie stupid? Just off the top of my head I could think of at least 10 ways to prevent these events from occurring. It’s…