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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
eh.
the book was good, engaging and well written. but the film was like watching something made by an AI that was just fed the other 4 films and told to make a prequel. Was this script written during the SAG strikes? It felt like it.
How they managed to make 2.5 hours of cinema feel simultaneously like a 45 min speed-tour of the Hunger Games and also a 6 hour mandatory plumbing seminar I will never know.
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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002
if you just skip whenever anakin is a bit cringe this is incredible
love obi wan n his slutty mullet - clone war era star wars is the best of all time
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
It was alright - wish it didn’t end on a cliffhanger only bc it means I now have to wait and I’m impatient. decent middle film for a trilogy.
also would’ve liked more lore on other spider versions of canon events.
- 0.5 for no scene of spider noir oiled up.
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