Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  Absolutely feral and so much fun. Very on the nose, exactly where her boobs should’ve been.

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  Prey 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  I guess the real predator was the white men we met along the way.

Recent reviews

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  Holland 2025

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Good on Rachel Sennott getting her bag for 2 minutes of screen time as 16 year old eating-addicted ‘Candy’ who wears a retainer. The highlight of the movie.

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  Ma 2019

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Noooooo you don’t understand, that’s Oscar-winner MA to you.

Popular reviews

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  The Long Goodbye 1973

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  What a suave dweeb. I wanna be him so bad.

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  God I really would love a dirty bitch with Hugh Grant.