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Snow White 2025
This sucked balls. Songs were so ass. The actual filming of it was ass. Everything was giving AI and shortcuts. Nothing abt this was enchanting or magical. Also kind of hated that this was a musical. Don’t get me wrong I LIVEEEE for a musical but a good one. This one sucked. Fucking can’t stand Rachel either. Entire cast just didn’t work they were not the right ppl for this. Her love interest was GAY! U can’t tell me otherwise.…
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Blink Twice 2024
This was fucking terrifying and not what I was expecting at all. Loved it but terrifying. Also extra points for sexy Channing 😘😘😘
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The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window 2022
Now this was very good. Constantly on the edge of my seat and watched this in one sitting. Loved.
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Glee: The Concert Movie 2011
Literally best thing ever. So mad my mom didn’t think to take me to the Boston show in 2011. Like I NEEEEEDED TO BE HERE. felt nothing but happy while watching this. Like my ass was BEAMINGGGGGG. Love everything abt this. If you are a fellow gleek you will LOVEEEEEEEE this.
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