Melanie

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Writer of novels. Podcaster of horror films.

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Beauty and the Beast

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  • Azrael

    ★★★

  • Double Indemnity

    ★★★★½

  • Leprechaun

    ★★

  • The Others

    ★★★★

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  • Azrael

    Azrael

    ★★★

    A solid survival horror film with a unique premise. I wish it was a TV show rather than a film because as much as I will always watch 90+ minutes of Samara Weaving running around covered in blood, the post-apocalyptic world this takes place in is very fascinating and the film leaves a lot on the table about it.

  • Double Indemnity

    Double Indemnity

    ★★★★½

    "I don't want you to hang, baby." Peak 1940s hetero romance.

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  • Galaxy of Terror

    Galaxy of Terror

    ★★

    Hooptober X watch for my (baby!) Robert Englund film

    The thing I kept getting stuck on in the first act is the aesthetic of this was classic beeps and boops low budget sci fi that was trying to mimic the tension and general plot flow of Alien. It came off kind of kooky and slow because of that and, as you might imagine, not at all scary. Now, that being said, the fact that this film's existence seems to be…

  • The Crazies

    The Crazies

    ★★★

    First watch for Hooptober X

    A film that both treads very similar territory as Night of the Living Dead and expands well into completely different topics, some of them incredibly prescient. While the ties to the Vietnam war and militarization are clear, it also explores central authority vs small town America, which, in today's polarization, is very much at the forefront, especially post our own pandemic response. Rugged everymen vs military boots with orders from bureaucrats seems to the red…