Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Venom 2018

  ★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Nenom fight benom (bad nenom)

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  It’s like there are two tiny Bongs in the mind of Bong Joon Ho. One is extremely capable of making Korean language dramas with subtlety, craft, and nuance, while the other is only capable of making the most obvious, terribly acted, and poorly written dreck. The same person who wrote and directed Parasite made a movie where Mark Ruffalo does a shitty Donald Trump impression and threatens to gas an entire planet.

Popular reviews

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  Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch 2005

  ★★½ Watched 19 Apr 2023 1

  You’re laughing. Stitch has a fucking glitch and you’re laughing.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★½ Watched 02 Jun 2023 9

  There were some fun action setpieces but overall the movie doesn’t give a fuck about the characters and cares more about showing a picture of uncle Ben from the original spider man movie instead. The comic seal of approval tag at the beginning makes sense because this movie’s story is uninteresting and bland like most comic books

  PS. - there is a live action donald glover cameo for literally no fucking reason and it is so distracting