What if you finally met the man of your dreams, even had your perfect romcom meetcute, but that was all cut short due to a new serial killer arriving into town? That serial killer is on the hunt killing couples on Valentine’s Day and you just fell in love at the worst time possible. Heart Eyes is part romance, comedy, and horror and I think it blends all three fabulously. I expected this to be 70% slasher and 30% romcom…
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Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I liked Mickey 17, and while it’s not Bon Joon Ho’s best film (or even his best English language film,) I had a good time with it. There’s no way in a million years he could have followed up an absolute banger like Parasite with an even better or even equally great film so I had my expectations set. I knew I would get a kick out of this film the moment I heard Robert Pattinson’s Fargo accent in the…
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Better Watch Out 2016
A feminist instant classic commenting on the sexual entitlement of young boys at a time when no once else was. Truly ahead of its time. One of the rare films I have watched multiple times.
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The Substance 2024
Well, this is the film to finally convince me to make an account on this damn site.
Much like with Longlegs, I am really struggling to find words to write about this film. Like, I really don’t know what to say. The Substance really does not pull a single punch. I knew going into this that it was going to be a fucked up feminist body horror film and I got not just exactly but I wanted, but exactly what…
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