Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  bong joon ho you make me chuckle
  robert…. yes

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  campy! squelchy! very on the nose! too long! 
  first act was excellent, kinda goes downhill from there but in a way that’s still fun! last 10 minutes are hilarious lmao

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025 2

  probably my least favorite eggers which is wild for me to say as a certified goth vampire FREAK but i always enjoy his stuff so ofc i liked this!!! would it be crazy of me to say it could’ve been hornier or

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  someone sure wants to be transgressive but doesn’t know how! 

  3 stars for the first half, barry and jacob, how pretty it is, and the soundtrack. jesus christ i can’t believe people are talking about this as though it’s anything actually shocking. and for the love of god can movies stop spoon feeding their “twists” to the audience???