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Nosferatu 2024
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19th century “Challengers” because holy crap Nosferatu climbing all over Thomas like that was crazy hot
and holy crap Nosferatu climbing all over the boat guy like that was crazy hot
and holy crap Nosferatu climbing all over Ellen like that was crazy hot
The visual direction in this was soooooo perfect it was so so perfect it’s exactly what I could have asked for from a modern remake of an old horror movie…. Every scene was a perfect, illustrative…
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HAIKYU!! The Dumpster Battle 2024
Tendou called them kitties so I’m gonna call them that too
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The Substance 2024
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I’m gonna be honest: before watching the movie I was ready to go into this review talking about the mislabeling of thriller movies as horror, or that while the movie was fun it was too on the nose or took too long with the set up and as a result droned on too often. But I watched the movie, so I’m not gonna say any of that.
Yeah, like. Yeah. That’s a horror movie. That was horrific. The visuals were…
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Smile 2022
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COOORRRNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!! BOOOORRRIIINNNNGGG!!! 1 hour into the movie I was shocked at what could POSSIBLY prolong it for even 20 more minutes, let alone another hour.
Guess the set up for some of the scary parts was pretty good. But it’s really just the set up that made me go ! Oh! This could be good!!! And then I was bored again.
The monster face reveal??? OMG LAAAAAAMMMEEEEEE !!! Slenderman headass. What. Burned to death that first time around…. AND THEN…
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