Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★½ Added

  Harry Potter is a mystery. Ain’t no mystery why you get not bitches tho.

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  Up 2009

  ★★★½ Added

  First couples minutes are a five outtta five short film, the rest is a solid children’s film.

Popular reviews

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  Uh oh, stinky, poo poo

  I find it tragic that this film has received such minimal attention beyond the stay instagram reel making fun of rock DJ. I’ll admit I had never heard of Robbie Williams before, however I’m honestly grateful I got to witness his rise, fall, and subsequent recovery, without a tinge of context. This film takes risks most bio pics never do, taking a tired board genre, and while by no means revolutionary, makes choices most are…

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  He’s so cute it unbearable! Get it? Un-Bear-able. Because paddington is a bear. And the cuteness serves to distract from the overall narrative. This unbearable distraction, caused Paddington to be the most hatable character in cinema, neih, fiction. My hate manifests at the centre of his inate physical characteristics, for it is as Plato ascribed the epithelial characteristic of tableness to tables (as to identify and objects true identity) I prescribe to Paddington the quality of evilness. The fact he…

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