michaelroy

michaelroy

keep your eye on the donut, not the hole
 -david lynch


very generous with my scores

Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Videodrome
  • After Hours

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Scarface

    ★★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    Ideal ratio of practical effect orcs to cgi ones

  • Juror #2

    Juror #2

    movies have taught me that if one mfer is staring out of a window when you’re about to begin deliberations… you better buckle in the for the long haul

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  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    every night I pray to satan for a pta adaptation of blood meridian