Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The New Kids 1985

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2024

  Tom Atkins sticks around just long enough for a training montage. The 80s cheese in this is next level. Also I’m scared of bleach blonde James Spader.

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  The Rock 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  I liked the part when Cage and Connery were in the Mine Cart Carnage level of Donkey Kong Country below Alcatraz

Recent reviews

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  30 Days of Night 2007

  ★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  *shaky cam intensifies*

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  Nobody's Fool 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  A true popcorn classic thanks to a recommendation by Gregg Turkington himself. This is my first Newman flick (no relation to Tim Newman/Heidecker) and to be honest I owed to myself with the amount of Newman’s Own frozen pizzas I eat. 

  This was actually quite good! Great cast including a Philip Seymour Hoffman surprise appearance and Bruce Willis just kind of being there but it's a heartwarming slice of life story that makes for a cozy winter small town drama.

  🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤

Popular reviews

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  The Prowler 1981

  ★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2023

  If only the movie was as good as Tom Savini’s effects

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  Me and the one other guy in the theater laughed our assess off