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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Incredible, half a point taken off because I had to listen to the sucking noises of the people behind me making out. Not your fault Robert ily.

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  Watched 22 Nov 2024

  Weird incel thinks woman owes him something.

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  Virgin Territory 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jun 2023

  Hayden Christensen needs to step on me with his horse.

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  Far from the Madding Crowd 2015

  ★ Watched 24 Jan 2024

  Beautifully shot, and one of the worst plots I have ever seen. If Bathsheba was so independent and wild then why did she marry the first weirdo who grabbed her vagina in the woods. I am incredibly angry.

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