microbatz

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"Are you really so down on people, or are you just being fashionable?” - Patsy, Little Murders

Favorite films

  • Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx
  • Underground
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Alien

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  • Branded to Kill

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★½

  • The Electric State

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  • Wind River

    Wind River

    ★★★

    I live in a part of the country where most men think they're the leads in one of Taylor Sheridan's movies even when they're actually middle managers or sales reps.

    Do you really need a Ram 2500 to get from your house to the professional plaza?

    It's exhausting. 

    I'm glad Sheridan is out there making movies that aren't about wealthy urban coastal creatives, but they are built on so much mythic cowboy bullshit masquerading as modern masculinity. It's a perspective I don't find all that refreshing, personally. 

    This movie is fine. Forgettable but not bad.

  • Girlfriends

    Girlfriends

    ★★★★★

    Girlfriends ran so Frances Ha could walk.

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  • Branded to Kill

    Branded to Kill

    ★★★★

    Goth girls will fucking ruin you, man.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    Bowled over by how good this was. For me, the best Soderbergh since Oceans 11, no joke. An incredible mix of Le Carre spycraft, Agatha Christie murder mystery, and bank heist. Great performances across the board, sparkling dialogue, jazzy editing, tremendous score.

    Mom would have loved it.

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    loved the part in the trailer where jared leto turns to the camera all smeared with barbecue sauce and says "mcrib is back, baby"

  • The Abyss

    The Abyss

    ★★★½

    Another fine upstanding young woman destroyed by circus dick.