Recent reviews

• 

  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★★ Added

  Martin Klebba is ONE OF THE SEXIEST MIDGETS IN THE INDUSTRY! WHEN HIM AND THAT OTHER FAGGOT START PICKING ON THE VILLAGERS IT WAS THE MOST BREATHTAKING AND WET MAKING THIGN I HAVE EVER SEEN. MY DICK WAS READY TO IMPLODE DURING THIS MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• 

  Pixels 2015

  ★★★★½ Added

  MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THIS MOVIE IS THE CHARACTEERE PETER DANKLAGE BECAUSE HE HAS A MASSIVE DANKLEBERRY :) I EXSPECIALLY LIKE IT WHEN HE MANAGES TO STOP BIG FAGGOT PACMAN FROM SWALLOWING SAN FRANCISCO IT MADE ME VERY WET. I MEAN VERY WET>:)

Popular reviews

• 

  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005

  ★★★★½ Added

  Oompa loompa doompety doo
  I've got a perfect puzzle for you
  Oompa loompa doompety dee
  If you are wise you'll listen to me
  What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
  Eating as much as an elephant eats
  What are you at, getting terribly fat
  What do you think will come of that
  I don't like the look of it
  Oompa loompa doompety da
  If you're not greedy, you will go far
  You will live in happiness too
  Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

• 

  Elf 2003

  ★★★★½ Added

  Call me elf one more time!

  [Whispers] He's an angry elf.

Following