Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rock of Ages 2012

  Rewatched 23 Jan 2024

  my girl catherine z jones was so right, this movie is so SEX, it’s DOUBLE sex
  no hearts, but a strong boner for this one

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  Serial Experiments Lain 1998

  Rewatched 18 Aug 2020

  this pimpleface neighbor of mine together with his two potbelly sidekick bros used to harass me outside the village for hours by following me with a red laser pointer at night, and now whenever I see their ugly ass, I get reminded of lain everytime

Popular reviews

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  What Happened to Monday 2017

  ★★ Watched 14 Jul 2019

  i may be fiercely offended by this movie for being crap but here they chose to show an extremely buff n shirtless noomi kicking ass and i respect that

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  Chungking Express 1994

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2019

  "Did I leave the faucet running or is the apartment getting more weepy?
  I thought it would cope all right, I didn't expect it to weep this much. When people cry, you just give them a tissue. But when an apartment cries, it's a lot of work to mop it up."

  Poetic cinema.