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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  It had me until he said the *thing*, and it all went downhill from there. You know what I'm talking about.

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  Minions 2015

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2019

  The Minions movie isn't bad; it's just insulting.

Popular reviews

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  Thirteen 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2016 5

  I see a lot of dudes talking about how Mommy hit close to home. It did for me too. But there is always that gender barrier. So, this film...yeah. Man. For those who call this film hyperbolic, you have never been a troubled teenage girl.

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  Gremlins 1984

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 06 May 2016 2

  When my family first watched this movie, it scared the shit out of my 7 year old sister. Fast forward a few months and my family took a trip to an Australian theme park called "Movieworld". New to the park was a Gremlins ride which started out inside a movie theatre. The conceit was that you're just sitting watching a documentary on movie mistakes - and then all of a sudden something fucks with the projection. SURPRISE! It's gremlins.

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