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Better Man 2024
The disappointingly trite dialogue is less distracting upon rewatch, which allows for a better appreciation of the film’s lavish set pieces. The Rock DJ sequence is worth the price of admission alone, even if it does suffer from that inauthentic digital sheen.
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012
The Hobbit is exceptionally good at emulating the tone and production design of its seminal predecessors, but lacks the considered pacing and emotional poignancy of them.
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The Substance 2024
For all its talk of cellular division, the film manages to completely merge the cinema into a collective consciousness. Wonderfully sardonic and sinewy, it ultimately becomes a parade of utter grotesquerie - and parades are attended for their spectacle, not their subtlety.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Álvarez authentically captures the analogue tactility of the franchise. Watch as cardboard characters are forced through a moderately creative gauntlet of ghouls and gore.
Am I talking about Alien: Romulus or Evil Dead 2013?
I’ll never tell.
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