Mitch

Mitch

“I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe” ~Jango Fett

Favorite films

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Mandy
  • Raw

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  • Transformers One

    ★★★½

  • Kill

    ★★★

  • The Gorge

    ★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★★½

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  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★½

    I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with the “Transformers” franchise. I can criticize the Bayverse until I’m blue in the face with all the issues I have with them. From weak storytelling and convenient retcons to mind boggling decisions. Parallel to these movies, we got the really good “Bumblebee” in 2018, the mediocre “Rise of the Beasts” and an abundance of old animated shows that I used to love as a kid. However, the peak of “Transformers” was…

  • Kill

    Kill

    ★★★

    “Kill” is a Bollywood action film that is almost entirely set inside a moving train. Not the first of its kind nor will it be the last. 

    A straightforward film about a special forces soldier who is in love with a girl that he can’t have. He decides to take the same train as her and her family, only to be greeted with a gang of thugs. As they raid the train, one in particular becomes quite violent; encouraging our…

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  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★½

    “Sorry To Bother You” is a 2018 film that had been on my radar for a few years, however I just never got round to viewing it. Directed by Boots Riley (who I have no familiarity with). 

    The film stars LaKeith Stanfield as our protagonist Cash. An unemployed man desperately seeking for a job. Eventually landing a position in telesales. Overtime he learns the secrets to selling and climbs the ladder accordingly. While that’s happening he’s trying to keep his…

  • Lieutenant Jangles

    Lieutenant Jangles

    ★½

    “Crime is a disease. Meet the condom.”

    I honestly don’t know where to start with this one. “Lieutenant Jangles” is an Australian action movie that’s a throwback to cheesy 80s action flicks.

    We follow Jangles. A bad cop that never plays by the rules. He’s sent on a personal quest to avenge his partner that was killed in action. 

    This movie is littered with adolescent humour that’s quite outdated by todays standards. Tons of penis jokes, intentionally cringy acting with…