Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  Me: “Did you know they actually did that that’s not CGI” 
  “Like they-“ “You gotta see this it’s important”
  Jess and Rhett: “shut the fuck up and let me watch the movie”

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  This movie is actually so boring man

Popular reviews

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2024 4

  Nooo Mahito, your mullet too tough, your swag too different, your heron too bad, they’ll kill you!!!

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  Ohhhhhhhhh yeah