Eggbert The Eggbby

Eggbert The Eggbby

life imitates art and art is nothing but hentai.

Favorite films

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop
  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
  • Jack and Jill
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Poor Things

    ★★★★

  • Titanic 666

    ★★★

  • Glass Onion

    ★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★★

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★

    I can say, with full confidence, this is the only movie with NUMEROUS HANDFULS of sex scenes and not a single one of them is gratuitous

  • Titanic 666

    Titanic 666

    ★★★

    i shit my slef

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  • Hard Boiled

    Hard Boiled

    ½

    Only eggs here were the fucking babies in the hospital. like fuck where them chicken eggs I sat here two hours of this shit. saw a chicken in the beginning of it and yet no egg. I hope they come out with a second one with more eggs.Balls in your court john woo. You eggless fuck. Just like shrek 4 I'mma eat an hard boiled egg a day till you get me what I want. besides that it pretty good .5/5

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

    Bagel egg and cheese

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