Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paddington 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Director: You get the Director of Taxidermy figured out? 

  Casting/Costuming: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. 

  Director: what.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  As soon as I saw that carpeted hallway, I knew we were in for a fucked up journey. 

  Maybe the best movie I’ve ever seen and yet nobody else should see it (and everyone should).

  Absolutely brilliant.

Popular reviews

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  Big Boys 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2023

  Barefoot Contessa fans rise up.

  Such thorough representation is equally heartwarming and heart wrenching. Fat gay yearning is for everyone.

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  Dicks: The Musical 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.