This movie has no right being as quotable as it is; some gems include:
“You play the man, not the ball.”
“Never answer your own phone, like some loser.”
“I think of America as my most important client.”
“I can’t turn loaves into fishes here, you know?”
“It’s a nation of men, not laws.”
“You create your own reality. Truth is a malleable thing.”
“Boy, you fucked the dog, didn’t you?”
“Why play on the field when I can just…