Film Enthusiast. Moderately proficient in German. I’ve caught every fish in Stardew Valley.
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The Thinning: New World Order 2018
This is the description of this movie on Letterboxd: "Blake Redding is trapped in this dark room wanting to protect his love so the only thing he will do is escape like no failed student has done before." THAT IS NOT A COHERENT SENTENCE!!!!
There were moments in this where I was laughing so hard I was worried I was gonna burst a blood vessel. Every plot hole can be explained by “well, it has been established that these are the 5% dumbest people in American society.” Watch this video.
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The Wedding Singer 1998
I would be really upset if I had my bar mitzvah and my bar mitzvah singer/DJ made the event about himself and one of my friends. Dude that’s supposed to be my day.
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Pink Flamingos 1972
Connie was giving Lois Griffin. And of course the beautiful Flatliners dvd in the Hi-Pointe lobby, that was giving Popstar. Of course. Of course.
John Waters introducing outtakes KILLLLLLLED are you kidding? Also sorry I laughed sonically loud, huge apology to any audience members I may have harmed with that.
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