Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie 1999

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Movie builds up Ryu vs. Akuma - Will he succumb to the Dark Hado?! Actual encounter..

  Ryu: "Akuma, you got a family?

  Akuma: "My only family is my fists.. If you're not here to fight, then fuck off."

  Not that this is out of character for Akuma.. As a Street Fighter fan, I know all too well that no matter how much the "storyline" tells you he is the most evil, dangerous, and murderous fighter in the entire cast; He has killed ZERO people, and in fact even repeatedly refused to fight cancer patients.

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  Face/Off 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Pure cinema.

Popular reviews

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  Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2023 1

  It's not a perfect movie, but if you were to take the 'slasher' formula of "brutally sick kills, effects, sex, teens, kids with weaponized autism, and an iconic killer".. The Final Chapter is the gold standard. Doesn't show you anything unique, just how much it's honed it's craft.

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2024

  There was a review on here that I read a long time ago that said, "How Jeffrey talks and interactions with people, is very reminiscent to Justin Trudeau.. and it's like watching him go back home to a fantasy land." I honestly can't unsee it.

  This movie is just a dream. It doesn't need to make sense.