Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It's a Bird 1930

  Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  Jackie Kennedy

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  Bad Taste 1987

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Couldn’t stop thinking about the Iconic Harry Potter Character Fat Friar and his unfortunate demise. Special effects were cool though

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025 2

  Felt sooooo much longer than it needed to be and I was quite bored. Bill Skarsgård’s Count Orlok was a bit of a wet fart in terms of horror and I couldn’t shake the thought that he sounded like Limmy doing an impression. Are we living in a Puritan age because everytime audiences gas up a “raunchy flick” I leave the cinema edged to fuck. I want dirty icky vampire sex and I want it NOW

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★½ Watched 24 Dec 2023

  This film is a fanfic written by a 16 year old on tumblr