Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Sep 2024

  Oh you thought this movie was about respecting that a robot can have feelings? No it’s actually about how breastfeeding is gross.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  I wasn’t embarrassed on behalf of nepo baby Nic Cage for acting like that. A big achievement.

Popular reviews

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  Deadware 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2024

  An AI made this movie exclusively for me and for no one else, sorry for anyone who watched it who wasn’t me because you probably didn’t like it

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  ★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2024

  I’m just a big fan of worms.

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