Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  See You Soon 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Not my faaaaavorite Swarens but she really went for something here, some cute moments of dialogue and also wow they’re both so hot!!

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  House of Wax 2005

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  If the Sinclairs had had daughters they would have grown up to just be funny and hate themselves

Popular reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ½ Watched 01 Oct 2024 2

  I love movies. I love movies that are good. Movies that are bad. Movies that are happy. Movies that are sad. Movies that are cheesy, movies that are smart. Movies that confuse me, movies that are art.

  What OFFENDS me is 2 and a half hours of intentionally obfuscated dreamscape requiring the viewer to perform rigorous analysis into the creative psyche of a guy named David to squeeze a semblance of meaning out of, all while boring me to TEARS.…

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  I watched this with four Twihards who spent the entire movie screaming at me at the top of their lungs. At one point I looked at my phone and they broke my legs. Told me if I tried to get up for snacks or to go to the bathroom they'd finish the job. They said if I didn't cry during the credit sequence they'd bury me somewhere no one could ever find me. At the end of the film, with…

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