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Nina

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Dogma

    ★★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    Unspeakable horror passed down from father to son seemed very appropriate for the Osgood Perkins treatment, a semi-faithful adaptation of one of Stephen King's more sinister short stories less so. Nonetheless, he took the brief and ran with it, resulting in 93 minutes of not exactly groundbreaking but still utterly fucking bonkers and bloodsoaked cinema.

    (My only real issue isn't with the film itself, but that Disney trademarked the damn monkey with the cymbals for Toy Story 3 so it had to be the drum for this. Disney, you bastards.)

  • Dogma

    Dogma

    ★★★★

    It must have been almost 20 years since I've seen this film, and it doesn't really feel dated (CGI notwithstanding). I miss Alan Rickman.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    In a world where women in their teens/20s are being told to shave the vellus hair off their faces to better apply makeup, and where 'natural beauty' means £200 worth of skin care, fillers, lip injections and hair extensions but no mascara, I think this film was pretty necessary.

    Started out as Cronenberg tackling unrealistic beauty standards, ended up paying homage to early Peter Jackson via one hell of a splatterfest. Astounding cinematography.

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★

    Were they using a weird camera, or was a lot of the stuff that didn't need to be CGI rendered in CGI? Because characters/faces of main actors shouldn't look like they're video game characters.

    Also where there's meant to be emotional pull there just isn't. It's not a spoiler to say Furiosa doesn't get to return home in this film - otherwise she wouldn't have been in Fury Road- so as soon as her mother implores her to find her…