Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Perks of Being a Wallflower 2012

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  “Welcome to the island of misfit toys” made the class laugh so loudly that the professor was visibly taken aback

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  Monster High: Boo York, Boo York 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  This legitimately has 3 of the best songs I’ve ever heard.

Popular reviews

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  B&B Merry 2022

  ★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  The script for this movie is best described by the scene that essentially went: 

  “I made scones with butter.” 
  “There are scones in the kitchen right now?” 
  “Yes.” 
  “Butter?” 
  “Yes.”

  There were at least three other moments like this. 

  I have been thinking about this script for two days.

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  Private Princess Christmas 2024

  ★★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  A man broke his vow of silence to say “where meme coins become merry, block chains give way to candy canes”

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