Typical Goo Goo Dolls fan 🙄

Yet again I am beguiled by Keke Palmer, as sure as the sun’s path across the sky

I really think it would have been better if they had just made him a guy. Then again, I straight up would not have seen it if he wasn’t a chimp, so for that reason I give this movie 2.5 out of a possible 10 bananas.

Wait I just remembered they never showed him porking monkey-style. 1.5 bananas. 

Sorry, just remembered he got his monkey hog cranked but not to completion. I’ll add back another .2 bananas. Sitting at 1.7 bananas

I thought it was pretty good. It’s not every day you see representation for women who want to fuck a guy who breathes like a pug.