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  One True Loves 2023

  ★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  can’t believe eliza from hamilton and the legend of shang chi joined together to maximize their joint mid performance with terrible writing

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  Notting Hill 1999

  ★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  remember this being a lot better than it was . people only like this movie because high grant fucking rocks . the actual plot is so tired

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2024 2

  so confused on the rules of this place . like why can they sometimes spawn guns and sometimes bounce like the ground is a fucking trampoline and then sometimes they can’t . why can’t they just spawn in more weapons . or like a fucking dragon idk

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  ★ Watched 29 Jan 2024 1

  just wasted like 2.5 hours of my tuesday that could have been spent watching jackass .

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