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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Really fucking cool. I remember thinking they were smoking some fantasy pipe, but Bilbo straight up says 'this is great weed'. I really like boromir.
  It takes itself a lil too seriously but yeah it was the perfect movie for tonight! Give me another 2 please

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  The Fate of the Furious 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Watched this with Luke and he was saying 'this is so silly I can't believe the self driving cars' as if this isn't fast and furious 8.

  Also how good was the cars falling from the garage

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  Grimsby 2016

  ★★ Watched 29 Apr 2019

  The last line of the movie was 'this isn't a brown wishing well'

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  Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2019 1

  'Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should'

  'She's killing for sport'

  And that line where the dude thought the chick said chlamydia but she just said the traditional name for the triceratops

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