Lee Van Queef

Lee Van Queef

your source for unpopular experiences and unpleasant opinions

Favorite films

  • Ninotchka
  • The Battle of Algiers
  • Johnny Guitar
  • My Neighbor Totoro

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  • The Big Gundown

  • Spencer

  • Videodrome

    ★★★★½

  • Solaris

    ★★★★½

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  • The Big Gundown

    The Big Gundown

    Pure entertainment, with one of the funniest and most satisfying endings in all of Westerns, and a truly classic Morricone soundtrack. This is like a horny old Looney Tunes cartoon but gay. I queef for Cleef.

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    got exactly what i came here for, like being the queen on christmas

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

    "You talk about the people as though you owned them, as though they belong to you. Goodness. As long as I can remember, you've talked about giving the people their rights, as if you can make them a present of liberty, as a reward for services rendered. Remember the working man? ...You used to write an awful lot about the working man. He's turning into something called organized labor. You're not going to like that one little bit when you…

  • Solaris

    Solaris

    ★★★★½

    Fellas, I am certain it is gay to fuck a planet under any circumstances. Change my mind.