"And what do you believe in, David?"

"Creation."

aging so well

"Hail Satan!"

a vision from the black lodge. slow, lurching, atmospheric. so quiet, you could hear a chip crunch. until it isn't. long legs does its best to channel the procedurals of se7en and silence of the lambs, but its best moments are when it shies away from evoking legends. unusual sense of dread that builds with each act. subtly camp, a little confusing, a lot of fun.

"Hey, there's something down here..."

are you afraid of the dark? what can be said that hasn't already been said! but lo and behold, extreme claustrophobic fun awaits: keep your eyes open, and your wits about you. surprisingly good for how low-budget it is, the level of attention to detail is palpable. good intensity, fantastic character performances-it is almost a relief when the creatures start to appear (no more suspense lol). grim and pressing and believable, elevated by its soundtrack. chef's kiss!

"We're not up to feature film length yet."

fourth wall, who?