Rowan

Rowan

I secrete a digestive enzyme

Favorite films

  • The Descent
  • In Bruges
  • Oldboy
  • Porco Rosso

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • The Host

    ★★★★½

  • The Platform

    ★★★★½

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    I could watch a whole movie that’s just Toni Collette screaming about sauces

  • The Platform

    The Platform

    ★★★★½

    Hey Spain what the actual fuck

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★½

    Turning the fucking camera upside down over and over  again doesn’t equal good cinematography, I don’t care if you did it in a helicopter

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    The best final destination sequel ever made

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